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If I dont know you, I probably hate you. Nothing personal, just business.
Created on 2003-09-21 20:39:36 (#1340841), last updated 2009-07-13
654 comments received, 271 comments posted
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514 Journal Entries, 62 Tags, 10 Memories, 0 Virtual Gifts, 6 Userpics
Basic Info| Name: | Noir |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 1980-09-19 |
| Location: | Maple Heights, Ohio, United States |
| Website: | http://neko-noir.deviantart.com/ |
Contact:
furrynoir@yahoo.com BioHoly crap you found me. I must say, I am impressed with your determination. Few who have come this far have lived to tell the tale. Kudos to you. Now let me get my shotgun.
About me:
I'm 27 years old, which I believe enables me to have superpowers such as balding and senior citizen discounts.I live in an off-cleveland production of suburb, which is much like cleveland proper with all the crime but none of the huge buildings. I live with my partner in crime, a skillful assassin known only as Bunny. She is as beautiful as she is skilled in the assassiny arts.
I also aspire to dress up like Hurricane Katrina. This can be accomplished by wearing a blue tarp that has little toy buildings, people, pets, and cars attached to it. FUN!!
About you:
You're probably an ally or minion of mine. Or a stalker. Stalkers are not my friends. They find themselves very quickly dispatched by my legions of cultist followers. If you are an ally or minion, well good for you! I hope you enjoy your dental plans and the festive holiday fruit baskets you may or may not have recieved on Char Aznable's birthday. Yum. fruit.
How you can become a minion:
If you would like to be a minion, then feel free to send me a message saying "Oh please lord Noir, grant me the ability to sacrifice the nonbelievers in your name!" and you may find yourself privy to secret posts the likes of which the masses would never lay eyes upon. Maybe. If you prove yourself worthy.
Go now. Zieg Zeon!
About me:
I'm 27 years old, which I believe enables me to have superpowers such as balding and senior citizen discounts.I live in an off-cleveland production of suburb, which is much like cleveland proper with all the crime but none of the huge buildings. I live with my partner in crime, a skillful assassin known only as Bunny. She is as beautiful as she is skilled in the assassiny arts.
I also aspire to dress up like Hurricane Katrina. This can be accomplished by wearing a blue tarp that has little toy buildings, people, pets, and cars attached to it. FUN!!
About you:
You're probably an ally or minion of mine. Or a stalker. Stalkers are not my friends. They find themselves very quickly dispatched by my legions of cultist followers. If you are an ally or minion, well good for you! I hope you enjoy your dental plans and the festive holiday fruit baskets you may or may not have recieved on Char Aznable's birthday. Yum. fruit.
How you can become a minion:
If you would like to be a minion, then feel free to send me a message saying "Oh please lord Noir, grant me the ability to sacrifice the nonbelievers in your name!" and you may find yourself privy to secret posts the likes of which the masses would never lay eyes upon. Maybe. If you prove yourself worthy.
Go now. Zieg Zeon!
ConnectInterests (149):
7-11, aerosmith, american beauty, anime, aqua teen hunger force, armitage iii, art, beast wars, beastie boys, beck, bobobo-bo bo-bobo, breath of fire, caitlin campbell, capsule monster coliseum, cats, christian stupidity, circle k, clock tower, cosplay, cowboy bebop, daddy ray's, daft punk, ddr, death note, demonology, digimon, digital devil saga, disgaea, drawn together, duckman, ebay, etna, exalted, fast food, final fantasy, flcl, fog, frosters, funny hats, gaming stores, george carlin, giant enemy crabs, gitaroo man, gorillaz, gradius, grim fandango, gundam, happy tree friends, homestyle popcorn, horror, i feel sick, invader zim, izzet, jack, jack thompson, jamiroquai, japanese horror, jhonen vasquez, johnny the homicidal maniac, jpop, jrock, junji ito, kaneko kazuma, katamari damacy, kikaider, kinnikuman, klonoa, koudelka, la pucelle, little shop of horrors, lovecraft, magic pengel, magic the gathering, makai kingdom, manga, martial arts, megaman, moral orel, mortal kombat, mythology, napoleon dynamite, naruto, ninja, nippon ichi, nocturne, old nicktoons, one piece, orzhov, painting, panda snow camo, parody, penny arcade, phantom brave, photography, pie!!, pirates, pokemon, polar pop, popcorn, ps3, psychonauts, pumpkin spice capuccino, pyramid head, ratchet and clank, ravnica, red meat, ren and stimpy, rent, robot alchemic drive, rocko's modern life, rockwell, rocky horror, sd gundam toys, serenity rose, shaman king, shin megami tensei, silent hill, siren, slushies, soul calibur ii, soul calibur iii, spiderman, squee, ssx, standup comedy, steak quesadillas, suburban jungle, tacos!!, tecmo deception series, the boondocks, the critic, the grudge, the order, tony tony chopper, transformers, tsunami bomb, twizzlers twerpz, ultimate muscle, uzumaki, vampire, venture brothers, vgcats, walter sullivan, wayne brady, webcomics, werewolf, wily 04, wily shorts, yugioh
External Services:
 | shin_neko@livejournal.com | |
 | Noir Tigris |  |
 | furrynoir |
Schools:
Hidden Valley Elementary School - Savage, MN (1990 - 1993)Nicollet Junior High School - Burnsville, MN (1993 - 1994)
Washington Technology Magnet Middle School - St. Paul, MN (1994 - 1995)
John A. Johnson High School - St. Paul, MN (1995 - 1997)
Burnsville High School - Burnsville, MN (1997 - 1998)
Ursuline College - Pepper Pike, OH (2004 - 2005)
Cuyahoga Community College - Cleveland, OH (2005 - present)
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asura_neko, cannedrabbit, deno3001, kiricelt, mars5016666, mr_memania, neokittae, nightengale, tragic_elegance, tranquil_ashes
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